Archive for March, 2008

I Poop New York

March 30, 2008

There is nothing more lonesome than eating a packet of mini cheese Ritz for dinner. But by 11 pm—-after a 9-6 in the office, followed by a shift at my second job selling books at author events—-I’m starved. I buy the crackers from the platform vendor while waiting for my train home. I cram the greasy disks into my mouth with germy subway hands. I am exhausted. I am beyond caring. Chewing, I watch the rats scurry in the tracks below.

My ride is exactly 1-hour long and at an hour where more normal people than not are tucked away in bed. Sometimes I can’t resist the compulsion to buy something to eat before I am home. Oftentimes my journey takes such an unappetizing twist that eating after it is out of the question.

For example, a man shit before my very eyes a few weeks ago. We were on the subway. It was late. Across the aisle from me, the man was badgering a woman for money. When she refused to give him anything, his tirade began.

He paced up and down the car, muttering: “I’ll show you! I’ll show you!”

After a time, the man stopped directly in front of the woman, popped a squat, and pushed. By some grace of God, he did not bother to remove his pants.

It’s rare that I ever see what a human face looks like whilst a shit is in progress. I don’t know many infants and my bathroom mirror is above my sink, not across from my toilet.

When defecating, the human brow furrows, then eases. The mouth puckers, then smiles. The smile is not big nor toothy, but a relaxed expression. It is a self satisfied grin that simply says: I pooped.

When his crap was fully expelled, the man exhaled as if in a soda commercial, although I doubt the steaming load in his pants was carbonated or refreshing. I do not have to tell you how bad this smelled.

After, the man sat down between us on the subway floor, laughing. The woman and I changed cars at the next stop, leaving him to fester—-the only pair of pants he owned filled to the brim with shit.

Pub & Hike

March 19, 2008

I have a few itineraries up my sleeve, all of which are guaranteed to deliver a perfect day. There’s the Sick Day Matinee, where you call in sick and go see a daytime movie by yourself (use sparingly). There’s Bike to the Beach, which includes ample reading, swimming, and a popsicle. There’s Night Baking & Podcasts (baking apple pie or date cookies while listening to This American Life or Radio Lab are my favorite combinations). There’s Farmers’ Market & Frisbee; Fish Tacos & a Museum; and Forget the Laundry & Write. Last but certainly not least, there’s Pub & Hike.

While all of the itineraries make me smile, the Pub & Hike does more. It keeps me sane. If I don’t escape the city with Shaun at least once every two months or so, I begin to turn strange. I need to be away from the entire world. Or rather, I need to fill my senses with a world that I feel most connected to: a world of rivers, trees, and great sweeping landscapes.

On our hikes, I like the smell of mud and the sound of Shaun’s hiking stick tapping the ground with each step. I like lunchtime on the trail, sitting in the hollows of rocks and reading beat-up old paperbacks, retrieved from the crumpled depths of my backpack. I like the sting of wind and the warmth of the sun. I like the way my limbs tingle after 10 miles, like alkazelser fizzing in my veins.

Perfect hikes end inside a warm pub. There, Shaun and I take off our hats and gloves. Our hair stands up, crazed with wind and sweat. Our cheeks are rosy and our noses are running. The world is glowing in that love-struck way. We order hot toddies to warm up. We eat shepherds’ pie and spit a slice of pecan pie for dessert.

A few Sunday’s ago, to celebrate my birthday weekend, Shaun and I scheduled a little Pub & Hike in Cold Spring, New York. The village of Cold Spring is only 50 miles north of Manhattan but is an entirely different world. Best of all, its just over an hour away on the Metro North train line. Little Stony Point State Park, where most of the trailheads for the area’s hiking are located, is a short walk from the train station – the locals are happy to point you in the right direction.

For our hike, we chose Mt Taurus. The trail was rigorous. The weather was very windy, but mild and sunny. We saw massive birds of prey and from the mountain top, watched the longest train we’ve ever seen snake its way along the Hudson River below. After the hike, we dined at The Cold Spring Depot. The entire day was exactly what I needed.

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Towards the end of the trail, we came across the ruins of a Cornish estate. I’ve yet to investigate the history of this place, but it was fun to poke about in. It was haunted for sure.

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What is your itinerary of choice? What are some things that you do just for you?

The Hibernating Blog Awakens

March 2, 2008

This winter has been rife with change. In December, I was offered a job at a Creative Writing school in the city. The job is fair, just, and tolerable. This is more than can be said for the dull office temp jobs that I took out of sheer desperation when we first got back to the country (not to mention that insane producer job that went tits up within weeks!). I am more than happy to work at the Creative Writing school until our time in NYC is up.

As for Shaun, he’s been busy tending to his exploding freelance career and working at a well-suited day job in academic publishing. He’s also been diligently networking in an effort to pair his fiction with an agent. He travels for work a lot; a publication recently sent him to San Francisco to cover a convention. He is in DC to lobby for first amendment rights for work this week. It’s a wonder to me that he finds time to write. But he does, every weekend. Such discipline!

Also this winter, our apartment has transformed from a storage space of dusty boxes to a furnished, cozy refuge from the outside world. I’ve made a small handful of friends and re-connected with people from the past who’ve also wound up here in the city. I’m taking writers’ workshop again, dusting off some old works of short fiction that I’d been neglecting. We’ve discovered a favorite neighborhood restaurant. I’ve established a running route. I make bi-weekly treks to the library. We’ve been busy getting into a groove, something that is emotionally difficult to do in a city that we don’t see ourselves living in for very long (another story for another time). But we’ve been doing it. And there have been more than a few dazzling moments. I just haven’t had the time to blog about them.

One warm weekend in January, Shaun and I wondered Central Park for hours. That was a beautiful day.

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Over President’s Day weekend in February, our Baltimore friends Beth and Jay came for a visit.

We dressed up the cat…

…and walked around the city.

We also took the free ferry to Stanton Island. There, you can glimpse the Brooklyn Bridge and the Statue of liberty. We were going to walk the Brooklyn Bridge, but we ran out of time and nice weather. Next time!

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Staten Island has a totally and completely different feel than Manhattan, Brooklyn, or Queens. It feels like a small, separate city, nearly suburban. A bit shabby, but quiet. We walked around for a bit, I took a few snaps, and then we were back on the ferry. I discovered more than a few cool things to check out on Staten for the next time I go, including a huge park with hiking trails, a museum of Tibetan art, and an authentic Chinese garden. Also, next time, I want to eat at this restaurant with killer bird murals painted all over it:

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More pictures from Staten:

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The Manhattan skyline on the ferry back home:

Beth, Jay, Shaun, and I strolled through the city some more the following day, Sunday, February 17th. The morning started in Times Square and meandered uptown, through Central Park, to spend an afternoon at The Met.

Usually, Times Square makes me want to seizure. The belly rumble of the subway underfoot underscores the shill noise of buses breaking, taxis honking, street vendors hawking, pop music blaring, and a million different cell phone conversations at once. There’s beggars, TV crews, tourists, hot dog vendors, pick pockets, models. The working poor and the unemployed rich. We are all bodies in motion here. From a distance, we are one lump human sum, streaming together down sidewalks and cross streets. The appearance of cooperation soon disintegrates: once you’re in the throes of it, Midtown is a mosh pit. We clutch our belongings tight and elbow past each other with gritted teeth. We weave through crowds. We cut each-other off with our wheely suitcases. We shed hot cigarette ash on one another’s thighs. We get hit by cars and bikes in our desire to get where we’re going and get there first. We struggle against millions of neon lights screaming millions of meaningless advertisements. In Times Square, capitalism reaches a frenzied pitch. It is usually a nauseating showcase of humans at their worst.

Still though, when visiting NYC, a walk through Times Square is a must. Unlike many tourist activities, you do not simply sight-see in Times Square. You have a visceral experience. We could never deprive Beth or Jay of this.

However, to my complete surprise, the noise of the square had purpose that morning: to celebrate Kosavo’s independence from Serbia. It was really beautiful to stumble upon something like this. For the first time, the square was focused and friendly. Crowds cheered and wrapped themselves in flags. An impromptu parade unfolded in front of our eyes – immigrants drove through the square, hanging out of their car windows, honking their horns, cheering, jubilant. For the first time since I arrived in New York, the humans around me were not stepping over each other; they were sharing something positive. The power of it overwhelmed the hustle and flow of commerce in the square. No flashing advertisement or aggressive promoter could compete with the force of those happy humans. I’m glad our friends got to see NYC at its triumphant best.

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Have you ever been to Times Square? What was your reaction to it?

Travel Tip: To cleanse your pallet after any Times Square rendezvous, I recommend a visit to one of the city’s nearby vest-pocket parks: The Plaza on 6th Avenue, between 48th and 49th Streets. There, a tall pebbly waterfall runs the width of a lot; a short glass tunnel slices through the center. Walking through the cool tunnel completely refreshes the senses. Beneath it, the sounds of the city disappear. All you can hear is cascading water, all you can see is its bubbling surf raining down atop you. As far as I can tell, though, this park isn’t open on the weekend, so plan your post-Times Square lobotomy accordingly.